Thursday, May 17, 2018

SRC 199: The Week Of (2018)


It's NETFLIX N SHART!  When your stale wedding comedy plays more like a three hour long rehearsal dinner with bad food than it does a madcap comic romp, you know you've RSVP-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 10, 2018

SRC 198: Transcendence (2014)


When your sci-fi cautionary tale plays more like a series of no-shit moments from far better sci-fi cautionary tales rather than its own unique drama, you know you've Skynet-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 3, 2018

SRC 197: Just Friends (2005)


When your romantic comedy plays more like a bad sitcom plot from a 90's TV show than it does a heartwarming tale of personal growth, you know you've fat shamed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 26, 2018

SRC 196: Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)


When your superhero sequel plays more like a boring Saturday morning cartoon than it does a thrilling adventure, you know you've, it's clobberin' time-d your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 19, 2018

SRC 195: Baywatch (2017)


When your TV reboot film plays more like a two hour protein powder infomercial than it does an edgy summer comedy, you know you've Hasselhoff-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 12, 2018

SRC 194: Wish Upon (2017)


When your wish fulfillment horror story plays more like a lame, TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE episode than it does a scary revenge film, you know you've Monkey's Paw-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 29, 2018

SRC 193: The Emoji Movie (2017)


When your animated emoji film plays more like third rate apps on the Google Play Store than it does a charming, family film, you know you've download-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 22, 2018

SRC 192: The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)


It's NETFLIX N SHART!  When your franchise sequel plays more like a hodge podge of bad OUTER LIMITS episodes than it does an engaging sci-fi thriller, you know you've Doctor Who-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 15, 2018

SRC 191: Miss March (2009)


When your sex comedy plays more like amateur night at a strip club than it does a fun,  irreverent romp, you know you've centerfold-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 8, 2018

SRC 190: The Mummy (2017)


The Cinematic Flushers are back!  When your horror franchise reboot plays more like a Mad Libs game of better films in the genre than it does its own compelling adventure, you know you've unwrapped your way into the Restroom...