Thursday, December 21, 2017
SRC 189: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
JINGLE TURDS month continues! When your Santa Claus origin story plays more like LSD night at Studio 54 than it does a timeless holiday classic, you know you've reindeer-ed your way into the Restroom...
SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE deals with the magical origin of Santa (David Huddleston) and how he came to join the elves in delivering toys to children all over the world. What follows are 107 minutes of puppet reindeer, rear screen projection flying effects, elven sweatshop, and actor John Lithgow chewing more scenery than termites at a timber festival.
This spoiled eggnog mess is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this holiday cheer-less turd to us and go watch SCROOGED again instead.
Our special guests this time out are Low Score's Anthony Dynar and his cinematic turd flushing sidekick, Gay Dave.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Polton, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE...