Thursday, December 7, 2017
SRC 187: Santa's Slay (2005)
JINGLE TURDS month continues! When your holiday comedy/horror film plays more like a checklist of practical effects gags from a cinema makeup school than it does an engaging thriller, you know you've body slammed your way into the Restroom...
SANTA'S SLAY deals with an evil version of the classic legend (Bill Goldberg) returning to earth after a thousand years of giving joy and proceeding to slaughter all the residents living in a small Canadian town. It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to put a stop to him. What follows are 78 minutes of C cup boomies, lame practical effects, D list cameos, and pro wrestler Goldberg steamrolling through every scene like he was desperate to get to a restroom.
This holiday mess is currently available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this yule log to us and go watch GREMLINS again instead.
Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Rilla, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, SANTA'S SLAY...