Thursday, December 7, 2017

SRC 187: Santa's Slay (2005)


JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your holiday comedy/horror film plays more like a checklist of practical effects gags from a cinema makeup school than it does an engaging thriller, you know you've body slammed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 30, 2017

SRC 186: Elves (1989)


It's JINGLE TURDS month!  When your evil elf film plays more like amateur night at the Halloween Store than it does a chilling Christmas tale, you know you've puppet-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 23, 2017

SRC 185: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)


Happy Turkey Day!  When your action/comedy plays more like a bad case of food poisoning in a Mexican prison than it does a lighthearted holiday romp, you know you've cranberry-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 16, 2017

SRC 184: Daredevil (2003)


When your superhero origin film plays more like BDSM night at a comic book store than it does a gritty tale of vengeance, you know you've leather-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 9, 2017

SRC 183: Max Payne (2008)


When your action videogame adaption plays more like an instant cure for insomnia than it does a gritty film noir adventure, you know you've pulp novel-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 2, 2017

SRC 182: The Huntsman: Winter's War (2016)


When your prequel/sequel fairy tale plays more like a boring, non musical version of FROZEN than it does an engaging fantasy, you know you've crowned your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 26, 2017

SRC 181: Gingerdead Man Vs Evil Bong (2013)


SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your zero budget comedy/horror crossover film plays more like smoking a stale joint than it does a pure Colombian gold laugh fest, you know you've reefer-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 19, 2017

SRC 180: Psycho (1998)


It's SCARY TURDS month!  When your classic Hitchcock remake plays more like the long deja vu episode ever than it does a respectful homage to the original, you know you've showered your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 12, 2017

SRC 179: Stay Alive (2006)


SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your videogame horror film plays more like a bad fan fiction of Ten Little Indians than it does and edge of your seat thriller, you know you've game over-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 5, 2017

SRC 178: Halloween: Resurrection (2002)


It's SCARY TURDS month!  When your umpteenth horror franchise sequel plays more like last call at a local dive bar than it does a nail biting sequel, you know you've busta-ed your way into the Restroom...

Friday, September 22, 2017

SRC 177: Aloha (2015)


When your Hawaiian based rom-com plays more like a Bad Screenwriting 101 example than it does a heartfelt look into other cultures, you know you've lei-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 14, 2017

SRC 176: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)


When your superhero origin film plays more like bad Reddit fan fiction than it does a compelling adventure story, you know you've clawed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 7, 2017

SRC 175: Cell (2016)


When your latest Stephen King adaption plays more like a lame Dean Koontz adaption than it does a horrifying thriller, you know you've butt dialed your way into the Restroom... 

Thursday, August 31, 2017

SRC 174: Ghost In The Shell (2017)


When your live action adaption of a beloved anime classic plays more like dining at P.F. Chang's that it does actually eating in Japan, you know you've cyborg-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, August 17, 2017

SRC 173: The Spirit (2008)


When your hyper stylized 40's character homage plays more like a bad SIN CITY ripoff than it does a thrilling inner city adventure, you know you've spirited your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, August 10, 2017

SRC 172: Small Soldiers (1998)


When your talking toy film plays more like a low budget TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE episode than it does a fun children's adventure, you know you've soldiered your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, August 3, 2017

SRC 171: Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009)


When your Christmas Carol rom com plays more like a how to video about how to score chicks than it does a thoughtful spin on a Christmas classic, you know you've alright, alright, alright-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, July 27, 2017

SRC 170: Aeon Flux (2005)


When your live action adaption of a beloved animated series plays more like a whacked out Paris runway model show than it does an engaging action film, you know you've flux capacitor-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, July 20, 2017

SRC 169: John Carter (2012)


When your pulp novel sci-fi adventure plays more like a two plus hour commercial for bronze tanner than it does a thrilling franchise starter, you know you've Barsoom-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, July 13, 2017

SRC 168: Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)


When your superhero team up film plays more like a Comic Con cosplay sex party than it does a thrilling adventure, you know you've Hulk smashed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, July 6, 2017

SRC 167: Herbie Fully Loaded (2005)


When your sentient car fantasy plays more like a rejected TRANSFORMERS audition than it does a family friendly adventure, you know you've revved your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 29, 2017

SRC 166: Bewitched (2005)


When your big screen remake of a beloved TV series plays more like a bad SNL sketch than it does a loving homage, you know you've wrinkled your nose into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 22, 2017

SRC 165: The Island (2005)


When your sci-fi action film plays more like a highlights reel from far better sci-fi action films, you know you've cloned your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 15, 2017

SRC 164: Staten Island Summer (2015)


When your coming of age comedy plays more like a lame, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ten to one sketch than it does a wistful looking at youth, you know you've cannonball-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 8, 2017

SRC 163: Tale Of The Mummy (1998)


When your new spin on a classic movie monster plays more like an 88 minute advertisement for 3M packing tape than it does a scary thrill ride, you know you've unwrapped your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 1, 2017

SRC 162: Catwoman (2004)


When your DC comic book character solo film plays more like a SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER superhero fan film than it does a unique spin on a classic property, you know you've cat scratch fevered your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 25, 2017

SRC 161: Yoga Hosers (2016)


When your nepotism buddy comedy plays more like a home movie of your kids pretending to be actors than it does an irreverent romp, you know you've aboot-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 18, 2017

SRC 160: AVP: Alien Vs Predator (2004)


When your big budget franchise mashup plays more like a cosplay fight at a local convention than it does a terrifiying adventure, you know you've face hugged your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 11, 2017

SRC 159: Sandy Wexler (2017)


When your Netflix "original" comedy play more like a bad documentary about stale jokes than it does an irreverent romp, you know you've cameo-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 4, 2017

SRC 158: Take Me Home Tonight (2011)


When your 80's nostalgia comedy plays more like a bad night at a cheesy 80's themed bar than it does a fun trip down memory lane, you know you've parachute pants-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 27, 2017

SRC 157: The Internship (2013)


When your bro-douche film plays more like a two hour commercial for a major company than it does an irreverent buddy comedy romp, you know you've googled your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 20, 2017

SRC 156: Burlesque (2010)


When your burlesque musical plays more like a narcissistic concert film than it does a fun, musical adventure, you know you've thigh high-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 13, 2017

SRC 155: Murder At 1600 (1997)


When your political murder mystery plays more like a documentary of our current administration than it does an engaging thriller, you know you've drop zoned your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 6, 2017

SRC 154: Awake (2007)


When your medical thriller plays more like a rejected Robin Cook novel than it does an engaging drama with edge of your seat plot twists, you know you've transplanted your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 30, 2017

SRC 153: Zombeavers (2014)


When your puppet beaver horror/comedy plays like a Muppets Show episode that went off the rails more than it does a fun, flesh eating romp, you know you've gnawed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 23, 2017

SRC 152: My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)


When your superhero rom com plays more like a sexual harassment video on what NOT to do in the workplace than it does a fun, comedy romp, you know you've superpowered your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 16, 2017

SRC 151: The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)


Happy St. Paddy's Day!  When your vengeance fueled action film plays more like a cover band version of Quentin Tarantino's work than it does it's own quirky thrill ride, you know you've sign of the crossed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 9, 2017

SRC 150: Godzilla (1998)


When your big budget creature feature plays more like a cultural appropriation documentary than it does a thrilling monster stomp, you know you've crush, crumbled, and chomped your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 2, 2017

SRC 149: Suicide Squad (2016)


When your comic book film plays more like a bad reality show about cosplayers than it does a high energy superhero smackdown, you know you've joker-ed your way into the Restroom...

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

SRC 148: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows (2016)


When your live action adaption of a goofy 80's cartoon plays more like a snack time treat at daycare center than it does a thrilling action blockbuster, you know you've cowabunga-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, February 16, 2017

SRC 147: Stuck On You (2003)


When your conjoined twins comedy plays more like an overlong SNL sketch than it does a typically high energy irreverent film from the Farrelly brothers, you know you've wicked pissed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, February 9, 2017

SRC 146: I Know Who Killed Me (2007)


When your stripper thriller plays more like a horror version of the Blue Man Group than it does an edge of your seat whodunit, you know you've pole danced your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, February 2, 2017

SRC 145: Runner Runner (2013)


When your gambling film plays more like a cautionary tale that Kenny Rogers would sing about than it does a compelling thriller, you know you've double downed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, January 26, 2017

SRC 144: The Three Musketeers (2011)


We're back!  When your classic Alexandre Dumas adaption plays more like a Choose Your Own Adventure novel than it does a swashbuckling adventure film, you know you've all for one-d your way into the Restroom...