When the trailer for your crappy film actually makes more sense than the film itself, you know you'll eventually end up in the Soiled Restroom Cinema.
Case in point is Dream Warrior, a muddled 2003 film that deals with a post apocalyptic future where a CGI asteroid wipes out humanity as we know it and replaces it with low budget versions of X-Men characters.
Veteran actors like Sherilyn Fenn and Lance Henriksen wander around the same remote shooting location wondering if they'll have enough cell phone reception to call and complain to their agents.
This film is sadly available for streaming on Netflix, or if you've shelled out the money for Amazon Prime, you can find it THERE.
Sit back now and give a listen as Honor, Kate & Kris flush you down the cinematic bowl with Dream Warrior...