Thursday, December 21, 2017

SRC 189: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)


JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your Santa Claus origin story plays more like LSD night at Studio 54 than it does a timeless holiday classic, you know you've reindeer-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, December 14, 2017

SRC 188: Surviving Christmas (2004)


JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your holiday farce plays more like a deranged lunatic off his prescription meds than it does a warm Christmas tale of family, you know you've American Psycho-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, December 7, 2017

SRC 187: Santa's Slay (2005)


JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your holiday comedy/horror film plays more like a checklist of practical effects gags from a cinema makeup school than it does an engaging thriller, you know you've body slammed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 30, 2017

SRC 186: Elves (1989)


It's JINGLE TURDS month!  When your evil elf film plays more like amateur night at the Halloween Store than it does a chilling Christmas tale, you know you've puppet-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 23, 2017

SRC 185: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)


Happy Turkey Day!  When your action/comedy plays more like a bad case of food poisoning in a Mexican prison than it does a lighthearted holiday romp, you know you've cranberry-ed your way into the Restroom...